I've come to a slightly scary conclusion. My neighbours are cannibals.
Why do I think this?
Well... All the flats where I live are pretty small. About 15 people walk into their flat every day, but I NEVER see anyone coming out. All I can conclude is that the flat is either a tardis or they're eating all the people who go inside. Until last night I hadn't made up my mind which it was. Then I heard it.... Chanting. Okay, maybe it was just some children singing, but with my vivid imagination I've now decided. They're cannibals.
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